Verse 1

I trusted you - everything you said
I thought I knew who was in my bed
I respected: you liked to work alone
Always leaving for an emergency
That’s what it seemed like to stupid me
Should have known
I just couldn’t see

I can’t stand it and I can’t write it
Hmm, hmm
Get her to type it
The secretary

Verse 2

She’d call me up to have a chat
About your money and things like that
She’s so pretty and young I can see
Before I take you out, I just want you to know
How come you’ve got not class and can sink that low
Trading my love for
The secretarty

I can’t stand it and I can’t write it
I can’t write it no
Hey! Get her to type it
The secretary
Yeah, yeah

Chorus

Everyone thinks that you’re such a nice fella
Saving lives everyday like a god
But you’re a devil to me
Cos you’re nothing but a fucking
That’s how low you had to go for a blow
With your secretary

(Repeat)

Hi Dr Mr surgeon baby wayby. I’ve broken a nail and need you to operate, not like Dre. Ugh! He makes me squeal, I mean for real, with a scalpel and you can do me a face peel? No? What you gotta go home? To your wife? Fuck. Get a life! You can’t. I gotta finish your notes with my touch-typing. You touch – I’ll type. You scratch my back, er, I’ll really scratch yours. After all, I am your secretarty, I mean secretary. Please. I’m so fucking bored. So, so, so bored…

I’m bored, I’m bored
Touch my ass, touch my ass
Break a nail, I’m gonna grass
Hitch up my skirt, gonna flirt
Sod your wife, this 9 – 5 is messing with my life
Gotta get my kicks even if it’s twisted and sick
Going down to the 2nd floor
To get some more
Get some more
Get some more
Get some more of this whore
What you looking at me like that?
I really like to party
After all, all I am, is a fucking secretarty

Chorus

Everyone thinks that you’re such a nice fella
Saving lives everyday like a god
But you’re a devil to me
Cos you’re nothing but a fucking
That’s how low you had to go for a blow
With your secretary (repeat)

(Repeat)

Everyone thinks
Ooh you’re like a god, yeah
Ooh you’re like a god, yeah
You’re so damn low
You’re so damn low my baby
No, no, no
You’re a devil to me baby
Everyone thinks
You’re such a nice fella
Everyone thinks
Like a god, like a god oh yeah
Cos you’re nothing but a fucking
Cos you’re nothing but a
Wow oh,  you’re like a god yeah.
Yeah.